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Ok everyone knows I am 21. And everyone thinks I drink too much. So in light of this I am going to start presenting a weekly feature aimed at improving everyone's bar knowledge.

Today we will discuss two drinks. One is my Jäger and Red Bull. The other is a shooter known as Red Death.

Red Death
1/2 oz amaretto
1/2 oz southern comfort
1/2 oz sloe gin
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz orange juice

basically an alabama slammer and kamikaze mixed with oj
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Jägermister and Red Bull
4 oz Red Bull
1 oz Jäger

Mix depending on taste.

04.28.05 07:38 am by Pat

I got a long one

First off I'd like to thank our regular sponsors: Mountain Dew, AXE, Scion and tonight's special sponsor Jägermeister.


Now that we got that out of the way, I am currently taking a break from my English assignment. This thing is extremely stupid. Basicly, I have to write a five page paper on a ancestor and his or her journey to America and what life was like back then. Anyone ever tried doing this? It is like pulling teeth. Hard as fuckin shit. What I have found however is a lot of history on my grandmothers side of the family. The Fitzwilliams. Which in theory makes me a scion of the Earl Fitzwilliam of Ireland. Interesting reading. I have been getting all B's on my papers in that class so I will probably end up with a B in the class. My business class I am floating in C land as my teacher put it, but she said I have a project and test still. That project sucks too. I basicly have to create a business plan for a fake business and present it with visual aids. Our group, it was a group project, started out as 5 people. It is now down to 3 with only two people doing the work. Fuckin blows. Then I have my computer class. I am taking it online at my own pace. Easy shit, but I am prob gonna end up with a B in the class since I keep getting B's on the test and homework. That leave my fuckin accounting class. Accounting 111 at HCC. I am prob gonna end up with a damn D in this class. I am gonna retake it me thinks. The teacher sucks at teaching. My class of 30 is down to like 11. She can not teach. Her way of teaching is to put all the stuff on the board and have us copy it down, do occational homework and test us. Fuckin bullshit. I have to take Accounting 112 so I think taking 111 again might be of some use. Fuckin waste of $300. Nick is trying to get me to come to Towson U with him and everyone else. I think its costly. Think like $12K a year.


Everything is expensive lately. I got $100 a month due to Snap-On, a monthly $57 to T-Mobile, $322.05 due to Toyota Financial for my car, a lovely $388 tution payment, and a $150 a month Car and Life Insurance payment, plus credit card bills and various other things. Richard my manager asked the other day when I was gonna put a TV in my dash and my full Kicker setup in my car. I was like when I can afford it. He was like why can you not afford it and I replyed cause I don't make enough money here. I am still waiting for Vic my Store Manager to say something about how I am doing on the sales floor or give me a raise or something. I need to make more money. This has left me lookin at other ways of making cash. Kidney anyone?


One such option is the Army. Don't act supprised. Anyone who knows me knows I have been giving this a lot and I mean a lot of thought and research. My family has a military history. It is also I would like to do to gain experience. The MOS i was looking at was 97B Counterintel Agent. Where would I be going? Can't tell you. It's Classified. Sergeant Lamb calls me like every week trying to get me to take the
ASVAB. I did really well on the practice one so I would have no problem making a high score on the regular one. I have been talkin to everyone Military related to get thier views. Sean says wait till I am done school. Joe tells me to do what I want. Anna told me I was not allowed to join but then joined and unjoined the Navy. Nick is just like you are crazy. It is just something I think I would enjoy. This is cause I can usually predict people moves. How they think and what they are gonna do next. This was the proof Saturday night but I will get into that in a lil while.


Now its time for my what the hell I did this weekend update


Ok so Friday morning at 10am exactly, Jeremy calls and says hey Richard wants you to come in. So i head in there about 11:15 and Richard goes hey your here. Go do LP. I HATE LP DUTY! Its very much like fire guard at basic training except you have to check EVERY reciept in and out and greet everyone in and out and stand there for hours on end. This is because we cannot hire a compenant LP. Mind you Friday I was scheduled off. So I did LP duty for like 5 hours and then went and helped out in my department cleaning out my warehouse and working on the boards. Left out of there after 10 hours (minus 1 for a break) on my day off. Then went to Best Buy, still dressed in my red Circuit City shirt and jacket. Yes this was done on purpose. Kinda funny to see the looks I got. I then went with David to go get liquior. God I cannot wait till other people are 21. Spent $100 there on drinks. Went to Nicks to drop it off, and went out with Sean to go get food and more drink and even Brandon on the way. Spend $50 on drinks that round. Got back at 12 and it was mad packed. Had a bunch of girls in thier school girl outfits. wub By this time Tommy was drunk so he started getting violent. He quickly got removed. Problem was we must have been too loud cause suddenly there is a COPS! Everyone ducks for cover and hides thier drinks. I'm just like hmm hmm hmm la la la. So i was like whatever I am over 21 and walked outside. There was a cop walkin up to Nick's neighbor's house. I was just like whats going on officer. So I got my shirt out of my car and walked back into the house. I explained what was goin on and waited 5 minutes and walked out again. Now there was a differnt cop. I totally did not expect him and he was shining his light on me so i was like whatever dude walked to my car and got my books out. Then walked down to the cop car. I was like whats going on officer. He said there was a report of a fight and he was was checkin on the parking problem. I said there was a incident earlyer but they had been removed since we did not tolerate that around here. Then asked if everyone was legal to be drinking. I was like everyone that is 21 is drinking, I am 21 and I have been drinking. I said if there was a problem we would take care of it and he said there was no problem and went about his checking of tags. The party kinda died down after that. So i ended up just keeping an eye on things as usual till the morning when Nick and I cleaned up. Anna and I then went to McDonalds got some morning food and I went home.


Saturday night I saw Stacy for about an hour, then went with Sean and JP to Northern Parkway. First we went to Northern saw the cop went to Salvo, got run out by the cop, back to northern, (on the way out I stopped to talk to the cop and was like BTW you know you have a headlight out right? She was like no I didn't thanks) then to Salvo, then to Northern, then to 70 then to Salvo and Northern. Finally the cop came into the Northern spot with the red and blues and siren so we all left ASAP. On the way out RJ is kinda racing and gets tagged by the cops. I call up Sean and was like watch your corners the cops are lookin for people to tag now. Sure enough right after I said it we see two cops coming down a side street so we bail and take the back roads home. All in all it was an interesting weekend. blink

04.27.05 05:31 am by Pat

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